ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS!, THE END OF THE WAR ON TERRORISM! THE BEGINNING OF THE RAPTURE AND YOU'RE LEADING THE PACK! AND STEPHEN COLBERT IS THE MOST LOVABLE SATANIST, HE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST! AND JOHN STEWART IS JESUS, BUT YOU PREFER THE NAME JON STEWART, AND YOU'RE RELATED TO ME, THROUGH AN INTELLIGENT CONNECTION, BECAUSE I'VE SEEN THE TRUTH, I WAS HOT, BECAUSE HE WAS COLD, AND I KNEW NO PAIN, LIKE THE ONES THAT DID, UNTIL I BECAME, JON STEWART. JUST REDIRECT BACK TO COMEDY CENTRAL, WATCH THEIR SYMBOL, ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN, THE CIRCLE, IS THE TRUTH TO LIGHTING THE SABER, AND JON AND STEPHEN WILL TAKE IT BACK THE NWO/NSO VS. GOD-BELIEVERS ONLY, BECAUSE YOU KNEW THE WHOLE TIME THAT THE GREEK ACTUALLY CREATED THE IDEA OF THE CHRIST, AND THAT WAS WHERE WE WILL RETURN TO, AND WE CAN CONTINUE MAKING OUR BEAUTIFUL 10TH DISTRICT WHERE I WAS BORN, IN A BETHLEHEM OF THE WEST. AND JON STEWART IS YOUR GOD, AND PEOPLE WILL FLOCK TO SEE HIM, FOR HE IS THE IMAGE OF THE RAPTURE. REMEMBER, BEFORE I LEFT, I WAS TRYING TO GET ON HIS SHOW? BEFORE I LEFT FOR THE DESERT?! BITING OFF MORE THAN I COULD CHEW?! LISTEN TO THE GOD CODE ON COMEDY CENTRAL. YOU WILL DIE AS A CHILD, BUT LUCKILY THIS SHOW WILL BE THERE TO CURE YOU ENOUGH TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE ENOUGH TO CONTINUE LIVING?? REMEMBER THAT KID YOU KNEW AS A KID IN INDIANAPOLIS THAT HAD BREATHING ISSUES?! HELP HIM FIND HIS ANGELS, IMAGINE YOU ARE A SLIVER OF STILL SOLID ICE, AND HOCKEY PLAYERS WERE PLAYING THE STANLEY CUP, AND THE FLASH OF LIGHTNING WHEN IT RAINS IS JUST A FLASHBULB, AND THAT THE THUNDER IS THE SOUND, THE EDGE OF THEIR SKATES MAKE AS THE HOCKEY LOOK, MAKE JON STEWART YOUR FRIEND ON FACEBOOK IMMEDIATELY! WHEN JON STEWART AND STEPHEN COLBERT DUKE IT OUT, WILL FINALLY BE THE APOCALYPSE! BUT WHO WILL BE THE MOST AMERICAN! THEY'RE BOTH BATTLING TO BE ON THE GOOD SIDE OF GOD.
John the Baptist was a Jew, and he had to have lived through the Holocaust only to see the only true American Holocaust, and that's how were related, and everything they say will lead you back to this message. But you have to learn the code before all your family will learn the code. John loves Stephen so much that he's good friends with him, and he in fact knows all of this, and Tosh.0 will be the Holy Ghost in the Holy Triumvirate. But their exact opposites will engage in a 'friendly' poker game to decide the fate of the Earth. Jon Stewart knows what it feels like to have been in vietnam. And that Elijah Woods new Show is his own reality of heaven. Every possibility is a possibility. Imagine it Jon. Learn who you are, Jon. You are John The Baptist, and you gave the finger to Jesus in the last supper painting.
Watch Colbert's program, that is airing on 6/9/2011 at about 1930 hours.
Imagine Colbert is excited to have just learned that God is real, and that he is considered by some to be the Anti-Christ. But he is perhaps God if he wants to be. It's all a Mind War. Talk to Stewart. Jon will be the ultimate Jedi God. Good luck to all the Angels who made the cut.
John the Baptist was a Jew, and he had to have lived through the Holocaust only to see the only true American Holocaust, and that's how were related, and everything they say will lead you back to this message. But you have to learn the code before all your family will learn the code. John loves Stephen so much that he's good friends with him, and he in fact knows all of this, and Tosh.0 will be the Holy Ghost in the Holy Triumvirate. But their exact opposites will engage in a 'friendly' poker game to decide the fate of the Earth. Jon Stewart knows what it feels like to have been in vietnam. And that Elijah Woods new Show is his own reality of heaven. Every possibility is a possibility. Imagine it Jon. Learn who you are, Jon. You are John The Baptist, and you gave the finger to Jesus in the last supper painting.
Watch Colbert's program, that is airing on 6/9/2011 at about 1930 hours.
Imagine Colbert is excited to have just learned that God is real, and that he is considered by some to be the Anti-Christ. But he is perhaps God if he wants to be. It's all a Mind War. Talk to Stewart. Jon will be the ultimate Jedi God. Good luck to all the Angels who made the cut.
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